How A Dumb Pigeon Nearly Ended Me | Your Car Stories

18 jaan 2021
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This week, we discuss 'near death by pigeon' (with accompanying video), give advice on how to buy a used car and introduce a new game into the podcast!
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  • 41:10 "In his arse" LOL!

    Pierre InthavongPierre InthavongМісяць tagasi
  • Oscar Vs Ethan.. servicing a car challenge

    Luke SmithLuke SmithМісяць tagasi
  • alex i just bught a crysler grand voyger 3.3 v6 for 50 punds

    XD SnartXD SnartМісяць tagasi
  • Yes in Portugal we pay insurance but i dont know how much for this specific car/cars

    Xico Da carga máximaXico Da carga máxima2 місяці tagasi
  • I really like these videos but you guys dont seem to understand how podcasts work. I try listening to CT podcast when I walk my dog but every episode has some visual component which makes it kind of inferior to not watch. You also set it up like a talk show (not counting the headphones) with a nice set and regular interaction with the camera.

    Francis WatersFrancis Waters2 місяці tagasi
  • I got stung by a wasp once when I was out riding my motorbike. I was riding along, listening to boyzone and just as I came off the roundabout I saw a black silhouette flying towards me. I thought to myself, is this a fly? or if not a fly, what could it be? and then it stung me on the forehead and I realised it was a wasp. This story isn't utterly true, I wasn't listening to boyzone and I didn't have a realisation moment of whether it was a fly. I did get stung by a wasp though and yanked my bike to the side of the road and ripped my helmet off to find it hiding in the helmet liner.

    Michael PMichael P2 місяці tagasi
  • I did hear that Jeremy Beadle had a little hand in Top of the Pops

    IceytruthIceytruth2 місяці tagasi
  • Say knock knock

    IceytruthIceytruth2 місяці tagasi
  • That Knock knock joke killed me

    AsadULLAHAsadULLAH2 місяці tagasi
  • I am portuguese, and yes we do pay insurance ahah

    David PereiraDavid Pereira2 місяці tagasi
  • Highlight, Gareth speaking in South African slang🤣🤣🇿🇦🇿🇦

    The LiameratorThe Liamerator2 місяці tagasi
  • Worlds must famous MX-5? Give over. Sharka would have something to say about that!

    sholehansholehan2 місяці tagasi
  • i remember my dad having a Fiat Coupe around 1998 in Blue (Alex) When my sister was born (Third Child) he actually tried installing a 3rd lap belt to keep it, but when the car seat wouldn't fit it had to go. He once told me the turbo was so aggressive overtaking was like learning again. Instead of accelerating and then pulling out to pass as you approach, it is a case of pull out then accelerate as so many where written off for rear ending people trying to overtake haha This was also a sad year as my mum got rid of her Alfa Romeo 155, I was only 8 and devastated.

    Richard GreggRichard Gregg2 місяці tagasi
  • Say "Knock, Knock"

    What EverWhat Ever2 місяці tagasi
  • Allex is 36 lol

    Taylor JohnTaylor John2 місяці tagasi
  • I believe it’s a Groucho Marx quote “A man is only as old as the woman he feels “.

    rob grahamrob graham2 місяці tagasi
  • Reminds me of a story from the development of the intercity 125 train in the 70’s. They needed to test that the cab could withstand a bird strike at top speed (125 mph Ethan). To do this they borrowed a special air cannon from Rolls Royce which was used to fire chickens into jet engines. For the first test they set the cannon to fire the chicken at 100mph. The cab section was totally destroyed. They then tried again at 70mph with the same result. Not wanting to waste to many cab sections they then invited the Rolls Royce engineers down to advise how best to reinforce them. Come the day it was all set up for the full 125 mph. The high speed cameras were rolling so the failure of the cab could be analysed in full slow mo. The BR (British Rail Ethan) engineers were about to fire the chicken when one of the RR engineers shouted.............. “Guys did you remember to defrost the chicken?”

    rob grahamrob graham2 місяці tagasi
  • Jaguar I pace is not made by jaguar Landrover, its Assembly in Austria by Graz Magna Steyr along side the Toyota supra the BMW z4 the Mercedes g wagon and a hoast of other high quality cars trucks and such.

    ShugShug2 місяці tagasi
  • I’m a bit late but WTF was that outro song? It was the wrong one and I’m deeply offended.

    TwistSouthTwistSouth2 місяці tagasi
  • 75k.... Anyone else had the thought to do a gofundme and then get it to the crusher? £2 a person should see it done easy enough.... 80k to get him to press the button to crush it himself as well?? 😉👌🏼

    WireyWhenWetWireyWhenWet2 місяці tagasi
  • Yeah ffs Reece dont ask these lot 🤣🤣🤣😉

    BasilTheBeardieBasilTheBeardie2 місяці tagasi
  • Knock knock, whos there. Its the vitara.

    BasilTheBeardieBasilTheBeardie2 місяці tagasi
  • Ethan seems to give you guys content 🤣👍👍❤

    BasilTheBeardieBasilTheBeardie2 місяці tagasi
  • Yo legit on a dominos delivery i have headbutted a pigeon unintentionally 🤣

    BasilTheBeardieBasilTheBeardie2 місяці tagasi
  • Gareth have a good car that Alex didn't like and he have a rust bucket that he calls a car. Welcome to 2021.

    Thiago Albino SantosThiago Albino Santos2 місяці tagasi
  • They may not have had garlic in them but I think whatever they had sprinkled on the doughnuts instead of sugar had kicked in by the end.

    Simon GreensmithSimon Greensmith2 місяці tagasi
  • sorry but " does it run alright stop alright " is a terrible way to start a car sale

    jawzzojawzzo2 місяці tagasi
  • Need to look at saving salvage channel and get him on the podcast !!

    Gary McGurkGary McGurk2 місяці tagasi
  • Need to get ed and mike on same podcast

    Gary McGurkGary McGurk2 місяці tagasi
  • After all your videos on cheap cars I own 10, stop now

    Joel Likes CarsJoel Likes Cars2 місяці tagasi
  • On the pigeon front, my dad used to go on rides with my uncle and their friend. Not sure of the bikes - A Hayabusa, A Kawasaki Ninja and a Honda something or other. The Ninja was my uncle's and brand new - so they all swapped round to give it a test. At full speed along a dual carriageway a pheasant flew straight into his helmet. After wobbling to a blind stop, my dad looked down to see the blue fuel tank covered in blood - not knowing whether it was his of not. The result was a smashed visor, broken glasses, two black eyes and a broken nose. The pheasant had been smashed into at least three main chunks. These were collected up and turned into a pie!

    Mathew BeechMathew Beech2 місяці tagasi
  • Anyone else thinks they should actually bring Oscar to the podcast? Obviously when it's all a bit normal and stuff but I believe it'd be a great podcast

  • Can you make Ethan do a engine swap at 3 mil subs

    Aaron DavisAaron Davis2 місяці tagasi
  • Saying about asking questions that they have already answered on the advert, I have been caught out with that. Advert said 'MOT 9 Month.' And after paying for the car and getting it home, I found out it only had a months MOT on it. I went back to sort it out, and I was told that the advert was correct. The MOT ran out in the 9th month. I bought it in August. As I was only 19 at the time, I took it on the chin not realising they conned me. (This was 25 years ago. Online MOT checks were not around back then.) So now, I always double check what the advert says and check the paperwork and numbers.

    ClunkClunk2 місяці tagasi
  • Well I mean this was a thing

    That glowing nuggetThat glowing nugget2 місяці tagasi
  • Anyone know when Car Throttle's website is going to start accepting new registrations?

    Robert ThorntonRobert Thornton2 місяці tagasi
  • When Gareth came through with "Don't tune me kak" I just about died with pride. 🇿🇦

    Delano JacobsDelano Jacobs2 місяці tagasi
  • we do pay insurense :)

    Miriel91Miriel912 місяці tagasi
  • Jimmy Broadbent on a podcast? 🤔

    Arch1e TattsArch1e Tatts2 місяці tagasi
  • In the autumn I was working on a farm. To check all the different enclosures we use a quad bike (Honda Foreman 520). I came out of a narrow path onto the road and sped up to about 60kmph when a conker (still in the green spikey skin) fell out of a tree hitting me directly in the face drawing blood. So its not just pigeons you have to look out for! Stay safe. Love the podcast!

    Josh BrooksJosh Brooks2 місяці tagasi
  • Make Oscar face Ethan on how to change oil 😂

    Ricardo MarquesRicardo Marques2 місяці tagasi
  • We need an oakly special. And still a t-shirt saying "This can't be undone"

    DaanDaan2 місяці tagasi
  • happy birthday day and I wish you a lot of bmw e36's

    CES CrypticCES Cryptic2 місяці tagasi
  • I was once ripping on country roads on my bike, doing about 60mph. Had my visor open, some bug hit my cheek and fucking exploded. Felt its blood and guts dripping down my face, fuck knows what it was but it wasn't no fly.

    scatcat1994scatcat19942 місяці tagasi
  • I gotta bring it up again but, Mike Brewer's a genuine Lad for lending you his workshop all this time

    LucasKVLucasKV2 місяці tagasi
  • I'm am a big fan, but I am south African😐...fok of

    Rippin' with RubenRippin' with Ruben2 місяці tagasi
  • Portuguese insurance is SSSSOOOOOOOOO much cheaper than you guys have there in England... but the cars are also more expensive to buy

    MrLeafZONEMrLeafZONE2 місяці tagasi
  • Cheapest Vantage in Portugal is almost 20k € more expensive than the GR Yaris. That Carlos is day dreaming.

    Serafim AraújoSerafim Araújo2 місяці tagasi
  • Rules in sweden to feature a minor on the podcast is that both guardians needs to sign a written approval and I can't imagine that it is much different in UK

    Isak sIsak s2 місяці tagasi
  • I always go 10-20% under the price in the add as long as the seller doesn't state that it is the final price. It is generally easier to lower the price percentage wise on something cheap than something expensive. And don't do what the Arabs that tried to buy the last 3 things I sold used (car, alloy wheels and downhill bike). They all had one thing in common, they offered 500 Swedish kronor (£44) for the thing whilst the cheapest thing I was selling was wheels with almost brand new tires on which my ad was out for 3000 sek and I got 2500 from a nice gentleman that said "I can't bargain, what is a good price for both of us?" and he was very happy with the swift wheels on his splash. Next item was a down hill bike which I had out for 12 000 sek and his reasoning was that he could get a bike from the scrap yard for that price which I rudely told him to do and fuck off. I later sold it to a Swedish chap for 10k Last thing was a car, I had it out for 35 000, I had bought it for 20 000 from a man who couldn't drive anymore due to his bad eyesight, I drove that car for little over a year and gave the car a full makeover both inside and out. A good new polish on the outside, swapped the snapped antenna for a new one and fixed the rock chips in the front of the hood. Indide did I wash everything. But after this overhaul did the car turn into a very nice example with 160 000km on the clock so I put it up and I was immediately offered 500 and the Arab said "the cheapest one is 500 so that is what I want to buy yours for" i promptly told him that he is a fucking idiot cause what he found was a car that the owner was selling as a parts car since the car was too rusty to pass inspection and he couldn't bother to have it towed to the scrap yard

    Isak sIsak s2 місяці tagasi
  • Despise these sit and chat videos

    04srt4champ04srt4champ2 місяці tagasi
  • Too many bleeps on car throttle podcast, I love it!

    Pierre InthavongPierre Inthavong2 місяці tagasi
  • Top job chaps

    TheMrbazookaTheMrbazooka2 місяці tagasi
  • Is No1 gonna comment on how they sold miles 😭😭

    ste2345ste23452 місяці tagasi
    • @ste2345 If go back about 2/3 pods, they say it was swapped for a something.

      Daniel StoreyDaniel Storey2 місяці tagasi
    • @Daniel Storey they said something about selling it

      ste2345ste23452 місяці tagasi
    • It wasn’t sold, it was swapped for a Jack they needed for the Z4 project 😳

      Daniel StoreyDaniel Storey2 місяці tagasi
  • Jack and Ethan are the only ones who keep my sanity in these podcasts

    CarlGBCarlGB2 місяці tagasi
  • 23:55 for Gareth Rick Ross

    The Gibbs GuyThe Gibbs Guy2 місяці tagasi
  • 1:44 I rewinded that 3 times hahaha

    Kieran NashKieran Nash2 місяці tagasi
  • Steering stick, see a concept from a few years ago on old Top Gear. Think it was a Saab.

    Calum MacKenzieCalum MacKenzie2 місяці tagasi
    • The Prometheus.

      Isaac KariukiIsaac Kariuki2 місяці tagasi
  • £500 0-60mph in under 8 seconds challenge!

    Jake BuckinghamJake Buckingham2 місяці tagasi
  • quality stuff 👏 🤣

    Stephen KeanStephen Kean2 місяці tagasi
  • I nearly got hit by an army helicopter crossing Abberton reservoir. Back in the 90's.

    Russell Chapman Esq.Russell Chapman Esq.2 місяці tagasi
    • Yes, but did you close your visor first? If so, I'm sure you would have been ok.

      BuzzinsPetRock78BuzzinsPetRock782 місяці tagasi
  • I dropped my visor and a fat bee exploded on my visor got lucky there was doing 70ish on the motorway

    Lewis PalmerLewis Palmer2 місяці tagasi
  • What grinds my gears is a rattle can paint job, like why would you take no pride in your cars appearance

    Lewis PalmerLewis Palmer2 місяці tagasi
  • I think you’re missing a trick not getting Oscar on. I’d pay money to see him school you on car knowledge and you could favour alternative swearing like fudge and fiddle-de-Dee😁 As someone who was taught to drive at 8 you could see if he could out perform you on something. My handbrake turns have never been better than when I was 11 ( no fear). #contentgold!!

    Neil BryersNeil Bryers2 місяці tagasi
  • Great vid

    ThomasGamer10ThomasGamer102 місяці tagasi
  • Don't hate on EV's!!

    sean stampleysean stampley2 місяці tagasi
  • 53:06 You can, either with FDM or SLA

    JustinJustin2 місяці tagasi
  • Love the Podcast, but I'd rather have the previous intro music!

    SamtasticSamtastic2 місяці tagasi
  • 10000 Mars bars for Phil..........

    Stuart GibbStuart Gibb2 місяці tagasi
  • Saab did a steering stick.

    SeánsonofMickSeánsonofMick2 місяці tagasi
  • - knock knock; - who's there? - your engine bearing

    vergessvergess2 місяці tagasi
  • Dude, the knock-knock joke! Quality!!! Alex's face =)))

    S BS B2 місяці tagasi
  • fun fact, the way i fixed the airbag light on my car was by bridging the power from the charging light to the airbag light. problem solved cause my car has an alcantara steeringwheel anyways so there is no airbag that can stop functioning

    Isak sIsak s2 місяці tagasi
  • Sorry as long as you have that JLR so called engineer on I am not watching, worked with them for years all stuck up know it alls

    doorcam07doorcam072 місяці tagasi
  • You should drive the new GR Yaris on the channel. or just an old regular Yaris and tune the hell out of it with an eBay turbo

    Patrick RungePatrick Runge2 місяці tagasi
  • Ethan interjecting with his new found car knowledge is amazing btw the way he says it so sarcastically is brilliant

    Yeah YeahYeah Yeah2 місяці tagasi
  • Cars do not belong in a garage. Motorbikes and tools. Unless it's a classic, waste of space.

    Ben MitchellBen Mitchell2 місяці tagasi
  • Thanks Girref for the Afrikaans! Loved that! Didn't get much more then "kakjong" but enjoyed it!

    Dave MulderijDave Mulderij2 місяці tagasi
  • This is the first podcast I have watched in a while and I am not disappointed

    Jack BattleJack Battle2 місяці tagasi
  • 44:24 Running Scared (1986) reference ? 😂

    Juraj SuchánJuraj Suchán2 місяці tagasi
  • 1 point away as uk motorways have a 30mph speed limit (minimally) lol.

    Glenn's on oneGlenn's on one2 місяці tagasi
  • hey hey hey... leave us South Africans alone... come tune me kak here ;)

    Grant HendryGrant Hendry2 місяці tagasi
  • As someone who lives in Bromley, I know that road very well and pigeons genuinely come down that hill like bullets 🤣

    J B1J B12 місяці tagasi
  • Loved it guys! Makes my home office much more fuuun! 👌🏽

    OceanbunnyOceanbunny2 місяці tagasi
  • I've got a lovely Samsung galaxy s5 that Alex can have in exchange for some car throttle merch, it's in cracking condition, starts ok, stops ok, no milky residue.....

    Big DaveBig Dave2 місяці tagasi
  • Love a V6 pur 😎

    Claire MarieClaire Marie2 місяці tagasi

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  • Hey I've found footage of Jack being pushed down the road by the lorry just wondering if you guys have seen it it's at 8.07 in the following link Excellent work guys keep it up 👍

    VW GOLF MK5 from lowline to highlineVW GOLF MK5 from lowline to highline2 місяці tagasi
  • I didn't know Garreth was South African. That accent from Alex was on point. LOL

    Wandile NxumaloWandile Nxumalo2 місяці tagasi
  • EV talk > bike talk

    Ted WallinTed Wallin2 місяці tagasi
  • 28:28 as a fellow South African I approve, well done Gareth!

    Pierre MansonPierre Manson2 місяці tagasi
  • Thanks for showing my pigeon video and kind words. I’ll send the video with the old bat “assault” soon. I just want to add that whilst I’ve had 5 crashes that settled as non fault, They still taught me valuable lessons. Stay safe, Mike ✌🏼

    michaelmichael2 місяці tagasi
  • That van was such a shit idea, it can barely fit a non-midget sized person with a box of muffins. Shoulda picked up an old wide-body camper van or moving truck so you can actually host guests comfortably.

    Chad JohnsonChad Johnson2 місяці tagasi
  • Maybe it was better if the pigeon did take an eye out. He would have stopped riding a bike before he became paralyzed... sad story :(

    Jacob AJacob A2 місяці tagasi
  • I don't think a GR Yaris will depreciate that much, like a mk3 Focus RS, etc.

    Mark WrightMark Wright2 місяці tagasi
  • Where’s the van

    barry scottbarry scott2 місяці tagasi
  • Second comment but who cares best ending to a podcast yet 😂😂

    Michael SlaterMichael Slater2 місяці tagasi
  • Alex is basically a South Park character, his jingles sound like Cartman and he has that triangle mouth they all have 🤣

    28joestella28joestella2 місяці tagasi
  • A friend of mine used to ride with just a skull cap. He switched to a full face helmet after hitting a june bug at 55 MPH. It took a chunk from his forehead. For those who have not visited the Eastern US, a june bug is a gold colored beetle that is nearly indestructible.

    Brian SpenstBrian Spenst2 місяці tagasi
  • Who's there?

    Graham RossGraham Ross2 місяці tagasi
  • It really doesn't matter how big your workshop/garage is, in short order it will be full.

    Ollie BOllie B2 місяці tagasi